1 00:00:03,987 --> 00:00:06,042 Previously on "Resident Alien." 2 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:08,577 I adopted the alien tracker's son, Robert. 3 00:00:08,578 --> 00:00:09,937 - Son! - It's the Greys. 4 00:00:09,938 --> 00:00:12,010 They're planning on taking over the Earth. 5 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:14,113 I have devised a plan of my own. 6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,116 I am building a bomb that can destroy the Greys' spaceship. 7 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:21,221 You hit him going 50 miles per hour, and now he's gone. 8 00:00:21,251 --> 00:00:22,686 Joseph is an alien. 9 00:00:22,753 --> 00:00:25,055 They are going to take me again. 10 00:00:25,122 --> 00:00:27,791 And when they do, I'm going to fight. 11 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:30,894 And I'm not going to stop until we get our baby back. 12 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:32,363 Where is my son? 13 00:00:35,132 --> 00:00:36,333 What... what are you doing here? 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,001 We came to blow up the ship. 15 00:00:38,068 --> 00:00:40,337 What kind of alien was in that jail cell, anyway? 16 00:00:40,404 --> 00:00:42,973 It's a Mantid. They're shapeshifters. 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,775 Holy shit. They took my baby. 18 00:00:44,842 --> 00:00:46,009 There she is. 19 00:00:47,378 --> 00:00:48,746 Bridget and I have to find that bomb. 20 00:00:48,812 --> 00:00:51,482 I will find D'arcy too. I promise. 21 00:00:51,548 --> 00:00:53,550 - Harry! - You have to get to safety. 22 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:54,852 There's nothing down there for me. 23 00:00:54,853 --> 00:00:56,285 My father's gone. Go. 24 00:00:56,286 --> 00:00:58,288 - You're holding a baby. - Long story. 25 00:00:58,355 --> 00:00:59,690 At least we made it off the ship. 26 00:00:59,691 --> 00:01:03,027 - Except it's not a ship. - Oh, my God. 27 00:01:03,036 --> 00:01:05,538 Max has something to say to you. 28 00:01:07,898 --> 00:01:10,200 This is some bullshit! 29 00:01:12,936 --> 00:01:15,873 Asta's friend. 30 00:01:15,874 --> 00:01:17,507 - _ - Red? What's her name? 31 00:01:17,508 --> 00:01:19,576 Uh, Marcy! 32 00:01:19,643 --> 00:01:20,744 Dar... by. 33 00:01:20,811 --> 00:01:22,613 Dar... uh... 34 00:01:22,679 --> 00:01:24,348 Darby. 35 00:01:24,415 --> 00:01:25,415 Darby! 36 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:27,217 Darby. 37 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:28,218 Harry. 38 00:01:28,285 --> 00:01:30,220 Pizza Joe? 39 00:01:32,156 --> 00:01:34,758 What are you doing on a Grey alien spaceship? 40 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:37,041 I've been abducted by aliens. 41 00:01:37,042 --> 00:01:38,838 You have to get me out of here. 42 00:01:38,839 --> 00:01:42,530 I also have this pizza and no one to give it to. 43 00:01:42,531 --> 00:01:44,066 How do I know that you are not 44 00:01:44,067 --> 00:01:46,970 that shape-shifting Mantid Alien 45 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:50,741 tricking me into thinking that you are my regular pizza guy? 46 00:01:50,808 --> 00:01:53,210 I am a man of my word. 47 00:01:53,277 --> 00:01:55,646 I also have a coupon for you for half off your next pizza. 48 00:01:55,647 --> 00:01:56,815 Son of a bitch. 49 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:59,115 There's a 30% chance that he's lying, 50 00:01:59,116 --> 00:02:01,084 but I think it's worth it. 51 00:02:02,407 --> 00:02:05,122 Be quiet, Bridget. I said I think it's worth it. 52 00:02:08,659 --> 00:02:10,761 - Thank you for saving me. - Uh-huh. 53 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,768 Where's the pizza? 54 00:02:20,204 --> 00:02:22,306 No! 55 00:02:28,212 --> 00:02:30,914 You are a... 56 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:33,650 You are a... 57 00:02:36,386 --> 00:02:38,355 You're a dickhead. 58 00:02:47,657 --> 00:02:48,931 _ 59 00:02:48,932 --> 00:02:50,445 Could you hurry up with that drawing? 60 00:02:50,446 --> 00:02:53,783 I need fresh wall art for my cell! 61 00:02:54,835 --> 00:02:57,304 I will take my time, thanks. 62 00:02:57,305 --> 00:02:58,861 And if you don't like it, you shouldn't have 63 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,878 let that Mantid trick you into that cell. 64 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:03,219 It is not my fault! 65 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:06,656 The fake pizza that the Mantid had was pepperoni. 66 00:03:06,735 --> 00:03:08,837 It does not matter. 67 00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:12,054 The Mantid thinks he can take over my life in Patience. 68 00:03:12,055 --> 00:03:14,258 Ha, ha, ha. 69 00:03:15,993 --> 00:03:18,323 There's only one Harry Vanderspeigle. 70 00:03:18,962 --> 00:03:22,733 No one will believe that the Mantid is really me. 71 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:42,019 Hi, Dr. Vanderspeigle. 72 00:03:42,085 --> 00:03:43,654 Morning, Dr. V. 73 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,556 You know, those things can kill you. 74 00:03:45,622 --> 00:03:47,811 Oh, I'm so scared. 75 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:06,845 Oh, there's Dr. Vanderspeigle. 76 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,988 - Hey. - Hi, Harry. 77 00:04:09,195 --> 00:04:10,930 What? 78 00:04:11,481 --> 00:04:12,987 You, uh, looking forward 79 00:04:12,988 --> 00:04:15,085 to our therapy session later today? 80 00:04:16,587 --> 00:04:20,190 I'd rather eat a human head. 81 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:22,926 Hmm. 82 00:04:25,329 --> 00:04:27,531 Oh. 83 00:04:27,598 --> 00:04:29,933 Jokester. 84 00:04:29,934 --> 00:04:31,702 Oh, God! 85 00:04:31,703 --> 00:04:32,703 Oh. 86 00:04:34,602 --> 00:04:36,537 Decide to come to work today? 87 00:04:36,807 --> 00:04:39,509 Decide to wash your hair today? 88 00:04:39,641 --> 00:04:40,676 Be nice. 89 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:42,109 Ms. Lofgren's inside waiting for you. 90 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,679 She's in for her mammogram. 91 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,316 Must be titty Tuesday. 92 00:04:46,383 --> 00:04:48,085 Harry. 93 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,489 Isn't it Thursday? 94 00:04:51,969 --> 00:04:54,905 Yeah, it's Thursday. 95 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:06,503 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 96 00:05:06,536 --> 00:05:09,339 In prison, your world is very small. 97 00:05:09,406 --> 00:05:11,675 It is made difficult by how little you have, 98 00:05:11,748 --> 00:05:14,784 and worse by what you do not have at all. 99 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:17,132 Prison is a concept that many beings 100 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:19,048 in the universe do not bother with. 101 00:05:19,049 --> 00:05:22,853 If you do not want someone in your way, you just kill them. 102 00:05:23,145 --> 00:05:25,314 There is kindness in murder. 103 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:33,686 Forgetting something? 104 00:05:35,432 --> 00:05:36,867 Oh, yeah. 105 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,895 I should not have to pay you for this. 106 00:05:41,738 --> 00:05:43,940 You should want to decorate the prison cell 107 00:05:44,007 --> 00:05:45,976 of your father and your brother. 108 00:05:47,075 --> 00:05:48,340 You're not my father 109 00:05:48,341 --> 00:05:51,012 and that little thing is not my brother. 110 00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:52,648 Do not disrespect Bridget! 111 00:05:52,649 --> 00:05:54,887 He is the reason you have that food. 112 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:59,889 My little baby is the boss of the prison yard economy. 113 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:02,826 My sweet baby has gotten so hard. 114 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:05,996 Did you know he has a bitch named Maurice? 115 00:06:06,063 --> 00:06:07,664 Proud you must be. 116 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:11,568 I am proud of my baby. 117 00:06:11,635 --> 00:06:13,317 But it is not enough. 118 00:06:13,681 --> 00:06:15,238 I miss my life. 119 00:06:16,773 --> 00:06:18,675 I miss my friend. 120 00:06:33,924 --> 00:06:36,026 Oh, shit. 121 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:37,932 - Mm? - You slept over. 122 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:39,935 You weren't supposed to sleep over. 123 00:06:39,936 --> 00:06:41,470 D'arcy is out there. 124 00:06:47,371 --> 00:06:48,372 Hey. 125 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:50,240 Good morning. 126 00:06:50,307 --> 00:06:52,042 Oh, hey there. 127 00:06:52,109 --> 00:06:53,708 Aren't you supposed to be at work? 128 00:06:53,709 --> 00:06:55,478 I overslept. 129 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:57,314 What time is it? God, it's late. 130 00:06:57,380 --> 00:07:00,117 Uh, I, uh... I was up all night. 131 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:02,038 - Ah. - Looking at some medical files. 132 00:07:02,039 --> 00:07:03,917 But I can't tell you what because... 133 00:07:03,918 --> 00:07:05,055 HIPAA. 134 00:07:05,122 --> 00:07:06,957 You know, the Health Insurance 135 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:09,895 Portability and Accountability Act. 136 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:11,862 It's really important, you know? 137 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:13,764 Are you heading out soon? 138 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,532 You know the CIA has 139 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:17,734 six different markers on how to detect a liar? 140 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:19,901 I'm actually proficient in all six, 141 00:07:19,902 --> 00:07:22,772 but I don't need any of them because you have hook-up hair. 142 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:23,774 Hey. 143 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,242 I like her hooker hair. 144 00:07:25,308 --> 00:07:26,943 - Wow. - Oh, God. 145 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:29,412 Ken doll jump scare. OK. 146 00:07:29,479 --> 00:07:31,172 I'm going to need you to put your clothes on. 147 00:07:31,173 --> 00:07:33,349 And I thought you were done with all this. 148 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,418 OK, well, I had a big glass of wine, 149 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:38,070 and he has a cute, dumb face. 150 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:42,425 I'll just show myself out. 151 00:07:42,492 --> 00:07:45,228 Oh, oh. 152 00:07:45,295 --> 00:07:47,130 Aw. 153 00:07:47,131 --> 00:07:50,434 The cutest of the cutest ones is here. 154 00:07:50,473 --> 00:07:52,008 Who slept through the night? 155 00:07:52,009 --> 00:07:54,111 - I did. - Cool. Keep moving. 156 00:07:54,112 --> 00:07:55,804 OK, it's nice that she's comfortable here, 157 00:07:55,805 --> 00:07:58,007 but you know, it... it might not be the best thing. 158 00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,242 Well, yeah. 159 00:07:59,309 --> 00:08:01,812 She should be with Ben and Kate. 160 00:08:01,878 --> 00:08:04,247 You know you can't do that. 161 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:09,588 _ 162 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:11,887 Yeah, with Kate being abducted, 163 00:08:11,888 --> 00:08:13,023 we just can't risk it. 164 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:14,226 She's right. 165 00:08:14,278 --> 00:08:15,713 When the Greys come to get Kate again, 166 00:08:15,714 --> 00:08:17,315 they'll just take that baby with them. 167 00:08:17,527 --> 00:08:19,629 Can't let that baby anywhere near that house. 168 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,866 I know that, OK? 169 00:08:21,998 --> 00:08:24,167 And don't be talking like you're not one of the bad guys. 170 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:26,636 I don't work for the Greys anymore. 171 00:08:26,703 --> 00:08:28,538 But I do know how they operate. 172 00:08:28,605 --> 00:08:30,473 The whole baby stealing thing is their bread and butter. 173 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:33,844 Sure, there were some layoffs after the Yellowstone disaster, 174 00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:35,912 but not the baby stealing division. 175 00:08:35,979 --> 00:08:37,754 Those jobs are safe. 176 00:08:37,755 --> 00:08:39,950 I got a friend who works in day abductions. 177 00:08:40,016 --> 00:08:42,052 Just bought a house and a pool. 178 00:08:42,118 --> 00:08:44,688 OK, you're getting closer to the door, 179 00:08:44,754 --> 00:08:47,724 but it's not opening and you're not going through it. 180 00:08:47,725 --> 00:08:48,759 See you later? 181 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,459 - I don't think so. - OK. Call me. 182 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,062 - No. - Talk to you soon. 183 00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:53,128 Please go. 184 00:08:57,701 --> 00:08:58,917 As much as I hate to admit it, 185 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:00,670 I'm kind of glad you're getting some. 186 00:09:00,737 --> 00:09:02,835 If only he wasn't half alien. 187 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:04,729 Oh, I've done worse. 188 00:09:05,408 --> 00:09:08,745 Here comes suspect one, code name Joseph. 189 00:09:10,447 --> 00:09:13,081 That's not a code name. That's just his name. 190 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:14,750 Yeah, that's the code. 191 00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:18,922 Suspect two, code name Asta. 192 00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:21,625 The double agent is still in the house. 193 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:22,691 Let me see those. 194 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,060 That's a negative. 195 00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:26,429 Only team leader gets the binos. 196 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:28,698 Hey, I saved your life from that Mantid. 197 00:09:28,897 --> 00:09:30,298 I'm the one who told him you screamed 198 00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:31,834 because you stepped on a bee. 199 00:09:31,835 --> 00:09:35,005 So if it wasn't for me, he would have eaten code name Max. 200 00:09:35,071 --> 00:09:36,072 Shh! 201 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:38,275 Don't use code names so loud. 202 00:09:38,341 --> 00:09:39,943 You'll blow my cover. 203 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:42,779 It's just so hard. 204 00:09:42,846 --> 00:09:45,048 Daisy should be at home with her family. 205 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:46,602 Daisy? 206 00:09:46,603 --> 00:09:49,686 Yeah. Doesn't she look like a Daisy? 207 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,254 Just like a pretty little flower. 208 00:09:51,321 --> 00:09:52,694 OK. 209 00:09:53,421 --> 00:09:56,825 Maybe instead of naming her and bonding, 210 00:09:56,826 --> 00:09:58,962 we should find somewhere she's safer. 211 00:09:59,095 --> 00:10:02,331 And not five minutes away from Ben and Kate's house. 212 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:04,067 No. 213 00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:08,240 There's nowhere she's going to be safer than here with me. 214 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,541 And we just have to keep this little snookums 215 00:10:11,608 --> 00:10:14,377 away from the Grey aliens. 216 00:10:14,444 --> 00:10:15,645 And if we can do that, 217 00:10:15,712 --> 00:10:18,381 then we have nothing else to worry about. 218 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,755 Memory is cruel. Humans are annoying, 219 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,000 but when you believe you will never see them again, 220 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,400 you begin to remember only the good things. 221 00:10:36,688 --> 00:10:39,791 Now I am beginning to miss people I do not even like. 222 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,209 It is not right. Ugh. 223 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:45,412 Mayor Snowflake should look adorably less intelligent. 224 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,915 And the horse-maned one should be sadder 225 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,618 because the Greys stole her baby. 226 00:10:53,271 --> 00:10:56,908 She's probably so depressed she can not even get out of bed. 227 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:07,469 Hey, hon, uh, some good news. 228 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:08,848 Uh, do you remember Mrs. Brown, the... 229 00:11:08,849 --> 00:11:10,184 The woman who... who sued the town 230 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,572 when she got bit by the... the snapping turtle? 231 00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:14,006 You mean the woman who got what she deserved 232 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,574 for going barefoot in Salt Marsh Pond? 233 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,045 Oh, I like the attitude. 234 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,713 It's very... sexy. 235 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,616 Yeah, so I went through the clerk's call logs 236 00:11:22,617 --> 00:11:24,051 and I saw that she reported 237 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:27,422 some mysterious being in her yard a couple of months ago. 238 00:11:27,423 --> 00:11:29,058 - Mm. - So I'm talking to her today. 239 00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,985 Huh. Cool. 240 00:11:30,986 --> 00:11:32,554 Maybe a raccoon took our baby. 241 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,699 Hon, I... I know that you're frustrated, 242 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,435 but if we want to get our baby back, 243 00:11:37,436 --> 00:11:39,484 we have to follow all leads. 244 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:42,055 Does that dummy look like me? 245 00:11:42,239 --> 00:11:43,614 What? 246 00:11:43,628 --> 00:11:45,160 I mean, did it... did it always? 247 00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:48,334 Did you... did you do something to it? 248 00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:50,288 No. Came like that. 249 00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:52,727 OK? It's not you. 250 00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:55,529 And I'm going to get her back, all right? 251 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,598 I've been training. 252 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,213 I'm ready for anything. 253 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:01,311 If and when they take me again, they are getting Killer Kate. 254 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,591 Ouch. 255 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,247 Almost felt that one. 256 00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:08,296 But hey, yeah, don't... don't worry. 257 00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:09,664 The aliens will abduct you soon. 258 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:11,299 You just... you have to stay positive. 259 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:15,206 - Thanks, sweetie. - Mm. 260 00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:26,625 Hi. 261 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:28,616 Oh, hey, Deputy. 262 00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:30,051 You want the rest of my bagel? 263 00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:32,185 I already got six sesame seeds stuck in my teeth 264 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,287 and I'm low on floss. 265 00:12:33,288 --> 00:12:35,156 I know you're on extended leave, 266 00:12:35,157 --> 00:12:38,062 but I can't get a new uniform unless you sign for it. 267 00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:40,991 This one doesn't fit me anymore. 268 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:43,481 Looks fine to me. 269 00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:47,043 So you notice nothing different about me? 270 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,969 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 271 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:50,599 You come in here and bother me a lot. 272 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,868 You didn't used to do that. 273 00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:53,214 Because you used to come to work. 274 00:12:53,215 --> 00:12:55,609 Might I remind you that I'm on medical leave 275 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,011 since I started hallucinating? 276 00:12:57,078 --> 00:12:58,880 You didn't hallucinate. 277 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,382 You really saw an alien. 278 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,218 I thought I saw an alien. 279 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,793 And I thought I put it in a bag. 280 00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:18,132 You saw the bag. It was empty. 281 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,901 I imagined the whole thing. 282 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,003 It was, uh, the poisoning from that radiation leak. 283 00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,572 You saw those government trucks. 284 00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:25,380 They came in and closed down the whole area. 285 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:28,084 They said anybody exposed could have hallucinations. 286 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:30,216 There was no radiation leak. 287 00:13:30,217 --> 00:13:32,486 They just say that. It was a cover-up. 288 00:13:32,487 --> 00:13:34,530 I was hallucinating. 289 00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:37,168 How am I gonna do my job if I don't know what's real? 290 00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:38,841 Hmm? Damn. 291 00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,669 Are you real? 292 00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:42,462 Ow. 293 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:43,919 You pass. 294 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,322 This time. 295 00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:46,701 Amazing. 296 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:49,408 Hi, Ben. 297 00:13:49,409 --> 00:13:51,918 What do you think about my uniform? 298 00:13:53,016 --> 00:13:54,117 Hmm? 299 00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:55,343 Looks great. 300 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,748 - Close call. - Yeah, I know. 301 00:14:03,749 --> 00:14:05,384 You almost said she looks great. 302 00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:06,737 Right? You know, I feel bad 303 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,267 not saying anything, but what can I do? 304 00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:10,055 If you say she looks great, which she always does, 305 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:11,728 it means she didn't look great before. 306 00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:12,900 - Can't touch it. - No. 307 00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:14,961 Life's a giant booby trap in the middle of a minefield. 308 00:14:17,298 --> 00:14:19,055 So... 309 00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:20,802 How've you been? 310 00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,570 I know you've been going through some stuff, 311 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,592 doing some therapy with Dr. Vanderspeigle. 312 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,668 Yeah, I'm OK. Thanks for asking. 313 00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:30,478 That's what friends are for. 314 00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:31,920 Mm. 315 00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:35,682 Also, I noticed that you saw him three times last week 316 00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:37,652 and the town health plan only covers two therapy sessions, 317 00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:38,877 so that one... 318 00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:42,209 Is going to be out of pocket. 319 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,659 You are the Grinch. 320 00:14:44,726 --> 00:14:48,229 But the Grinch only comes at Christmas, so can't be. 321 00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:58,519 The hell does the Grinch do the rest of the year? 322 00:14:59,874 --> 00:15:01,976 Maybe sometimes, the good in humans 323 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:04,579 is hard to notice when you are next to them, 324 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,616 like staring at a distant star. 325 00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:09,335 You cannot see it when you look directly at it. 326 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:13,020 Sheriff Mike was a good adversary, fair, 327 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:16,124 and always smelled like a campfire. 328 00:15:20,447 --> 00:15:23,297 Hey, you are not the normal food guy. 329 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,600 Budget cuts. He was laid off. 330 00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:28,904 I can't believe I'm meeting someone who lives on Earth. 331 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,271 Big fan. 332 00:15:30,338 --> 00:15:32,673 - I'm from Earth. - Shut your moon-hole, moonie! 333 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:36,244 We took him before he was born. He doesn't count. 334 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,980 Time to eat, Bridget. 335 00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,214 My name is Bruce. 336 00:15:40,281 --> 00:15:42,049 I picked it myself 337 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:46,888 after Earth's number one movie star, Bruce Dern. 338 00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,489 You are so lucky. 339 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,893 I would do literally anything to go to Earth. 340 00:15:51,894 --> 00:15:52,894 Hmm. 341 00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:54,294 Can I call you Harry? 342 00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:56,631 No, that's too much. 343 00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:57,965 We'll work up to that. 344 00:15:58,032 --> 00:16:00,501 I'm going to go now before I say something stupid. 345 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,736 This is incredible. 346 00:16:01,803 --> 00:16:05,006 That alien wants to go to Earth. 347 00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:07,308 I don't blame him. I would like to go there, too. 348 00:16:07,351 --> 00:16:12,041 And he said he will do anything to get there. 349 00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:13,862 So would I. 350 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:17,417 Harry, that Grey alien just said 351 00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:19,854 he'll do anything to go to Earth. 352 00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:25,062 And he has the keys to our cell. 353 00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:28,930 Yeah, I'm not... I'm not following you. 354 00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:33,668 Hold on. I've got an idea. 355 00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:39,040 What if we get that Grey to help us get out of here? 356 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,636 - You're a genius. - Try and keep up. 357 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,385 He drew this one just as I described, 358 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,030 but there is something in the deputy's eyes 359 00:16:53,031 --> 00:16:55,054 I do not remember seeing before. 360 00:16:55,651 --> 00:16:57,820 Is it strength? 361 00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:00,181 Hmm. 362 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,464 Maybe when beings know each other for a while, 363 00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:06,468 they can't help but see more good in them. 364 00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:09,872 Or maybe this lip balm is just fermenting. 365 00:17:20,115 --> 00:17:21,550 Liv. 366 00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,886 My God. You came back. 367 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:25,888 I thought you forgot about me. 368 00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,009 You know I would never do that. 369 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,343 Just took me a while to get 370 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:34,789 the exact ingredients to make... 371 00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:38,100 Your favorite fried chicken. 372 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,812 I had to go to six different stores. 373 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,802 This smells delicious. 374 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,776 Wow. 375 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:50,279 Mmm, mmm. 376 00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,574 Mmm. 377 00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:59,570 Oh, I wish I had a stomach. 378 00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:02,357 That never gets easier to watch. 379 00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:05,836 I still haven't found anything online 380 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:08,156 about how to put together a robot man, 381 00:18:08,157 --> 00:18:10,332 but I did find instructions 382 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:13,854 for a Chinese robot dog. 383 00:18:14,672 --> 00:18:17,608 And maybe we can make the legs hinge the other way. 384 00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:19,077 Oh, thanks again, Liv. 385 00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:20,542 - Mm. - For everything. 386 00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:22,228 You've been a good friend. 387 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,047 I remember that first day when my... 388 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:26,810 When my legs failed. 389 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,951 I thought I was done for. 390 00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,086 I should be thanking you. 391 00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:33,723 Hiking up and down the mountain a couple of times a day 392 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,248 has been great exercise. 393 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:39,060 I just wish that I could find out more 394 00:18:39,061 --> 00:18:41,003 about what happened to you. 395 00:18:42,464 --> 00:18:45,400 And where the bullets came from that hit your legs. 396 00:18:46,568 --> 00:18:48,403 I'm sorry. I can't. 397 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:51,006 Anything I tell you could put you in danger. 398 00:18:51,073 --> 00:18:54,058 And I don't want to do that, especially to you. 399 00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:59,733 I just want to get better so I can go and find my son. 400 00:19:00,315 --> 00:19:01,315 Yeah. 401 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,989 Ah, that hit the spot. 402 00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:11,827 Well, thank you for coming in, Mrs. Brown. 403 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:15,438 I just wanted to follow up on some old call logs. 404 00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:17,654 So last October, 405 00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:22,668 says here that you reported a loud being. 406 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:24,889 In your backyard. 407 00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:29,011 How... how would you describe this being? 408 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,279 Large, small? 409 00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:34,282 Was it... was it humanoid? 410 00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:37,120 I never said loud being. 411 00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:41,207 I said someone was being loud in my backyard. 412 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:45,394 What are you covering up, Mrs. Brown? 413 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,562 Nothing. 414 00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:50,065 You're only making this harder on yourself. 415 00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:53,335 It turns out it was my cousin going through my empties. 416 00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:54,634 She's a drunk. 417 00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:55,635 You know, I'm... I'm... 418 00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:57,805 I'm throwing you a safety line here, 419 00:19:57,806 --> 00:19:59,908 and you're just throwing it right back. 420 00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,877 And I got news for you. 421 00:20:02,178 --> 00:20:04,714 You can't swim in those stupid hippie shoes. 422 00:20:06,681 --> 00:20:08,074 I think... 423 00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:13,722 Maybe you'll feel more comfortable... 424 00:20:16,992 --> 00:20:18,393 If we have a little privacy. 425 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,439 Actually, I feel less comfortable. 426 00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:26,535 It's just us now, Mrs. Brown. 427 00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:30,004 You're safe with me. 428 00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:31,636 Why is your fly open? 429 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,511 No. Uh... accident. 430 00:20:36,512 --> 00:20:38,255 Broken zipper. 431 00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:40,939 Uh, you can go. 432 00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:46,922 I always knew I would like the Earth. 433 00:20:46,923 --> 00:20:48,522 It's difficult these days 434 00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:51,125 to find a planet we have not infiltrated. 435 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,896 This is, as the Earthlings say, a blank slate. 436 00:20:54,897 --> 00:20:56,795 I can find a mate and have offspring 437 00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,633 without any fear of another Mantid getting in the way. 438 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,836 Mm. 439 00:21:01,837 --> 00:21:03,905 Looking good. 440 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,140 Oh. 441 00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:06,729 I know. 442 00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:07,964 Whoa... oh. 443 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:09,709 Plus, human jaws aren't strong enough 444 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:11,612 for my mate to bite my head off. 445 00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:14,616 Yes, sir. 446 00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:17,252 I like it here a lot. 447 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,425 Oh, hey. How are you feeling today? 448 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,594 Pretty sexy, actually. 449 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,929 Uh, cool. 450 00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:32,718 Look, I know you're still upset about Bridget. 451 00:21:32,719 --> 00:21:36,138 Um, it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone. 452 00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:38,046 There's a therapist in Braddock 453 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,401 who's supposed to be good. 454 00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:41,175 I put her name on your desk. 455 00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:44,312 Mm, perhaps she has the bone structure 456 00:21:44,352 --> 00:21:45,964 to contain a giant egg sac 457 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:48,549 holding 300 Mantid nymphs. 458 00:21:49,356 --> 00:21:51,892 I will give her a call. 459 00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,449 Good. 460 00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:56,691 I think it's healthy to talk to someone. 461 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:59,494 You know, to be honest, I don't know, 462 00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:02,664 I'm not 100% sure how I've been feeling these days. 463 00:22:02,731 --> 00:22:05,747 Ever since I was in space, I feel like I'm... 464 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,439 Not really here. 465 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,943 I want to work. 466 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,749 I should be working. 467 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:19,179 I don't want to be sitting here in therapy every week. 468 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,688 I mean, I'm the last bastion 469 00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:22,416 of civility and grace in this town, 470 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:24,352 not to mention power and good looks. 471 00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:27,331 But I can't be sheriff if I can't trust my brain. 472 00:22:27,358 --> 00:22:30,027 And I thought I saw an alien with my own eyes. 473 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:35,564 Yes, but obviously, aliens do not exist. 474 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,066 Exactly. 475 00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:41,500 See, a man just can't go around believing in just anything. 476 00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:42,869 There's got to be boundaries. 477 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,438 The world is black and white, right? 478 00:22:44,439 --> 00:22:46,374 It's like... it's like night and day. 479 00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:48,009 Salt and pepper. 480 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,345 You and me. 481 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,714 And I am the white one. 482 00:22:52,781 --> 00:22:54,549 Very much so. 483 00:22:54,616 --> 00:22:56,785 Black and white, doc. There is no gray. 484 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,026 I'm sorry. I thought you told a joke. 485 00:23:05,272 --> 00:23:06,907 That radiation poisoning, 486 00:23:06,955 --> 00:23:08,363 that's what it's got to be. 487 00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:11,733 Mmm, his head looks so delicious. 488 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,333 It would be easy just to lean over 489 00:23:13,334 --> 00:23:15,636 and nibble it off that juicy neck. 490 00:23:15,637 --> 00:23:17,203 But I would draw too much attention 491 00:23:17,204 --> 00:23:19,240 and I'd have to switch to another body. 492 00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:21,176 And I like living in Harry's cabin. 493 00:23:21,243 --> 00:23:24,546 He has a great barbecue and a kickass view of the lake. 494 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:26,746 Maybe next time I go to Jessup for a head, 495 00:23:26,747 --> 00:23:29,016 I'll take it home and grill it up. 496 00:23:29,017 --> 00:23:30,500 You see what I'm saying? 497 00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,255 Of course. 498 00:23:33,321 --> 00:23:36,891 But the most, uh, important thing to remember 499 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:40,528 is that aliens are not real. 500 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,977 Have you ever grilled with fennel? 501 00:23:46,334 --> 00:23:47,369 Hmm? 502 00:23:50,173 --> 00:23:51,651 Here we go. 503 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,042 Where did you go? 504 00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,811 I was applying for Santa's job. 505 00:23:57,009 --> 00:23:58,878 He's not going to live on that diet forever. 506 00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:00,147 We talked about this. 507 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,613 You're not supposed to take the baby out. 508 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:02,816 What if you see someone you know? 509 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,486 Oh, what, this baby? 510 00:24:04,749 --> 00:24:06,117 It's my cousin's kid. 511 00:24:06,118 --> 00:24:08,220 She had to go to Michigan for a work opportunity. 512 00:24:08,221 --> 00:24:09,556 It's really sad. 513 00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:12,459 Her husband, Brad, died just after the baby was born. 514 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:14,806 Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis. 515 00:24:14,807 --> 00:24:16,629 - Mm. - Yeah, I know, it's a mouthful. 516 00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,032 It's just really sad. 517 00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:20,027 Trying to do everything I can to help out. 518 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,057 Oh. 519 00:24:21,114 --> 00:24:22,700 So who is that? 520 00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:23,803 Oh, that's her. 521 00:24:23,804 --> 00:24:24,872 Hey. 522 00:24:25,092 --> 00:24:26,092 Sher-Sher. 523 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,665 Yeah, she's fine. 524 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:28,715 One sec. 525 00:24:28,716 --> 00:24:32,079 She has to hear Colette cooing on the hour or else freaks out. 526 00:24:32,145 --> 00:24:34,481 Well, if you memorized lymphohistiocytosis, 527 00:24:34,482 --> 00:24:36,351 then how could anything go wrong? 528 00:24:36,418 --> 00:24:38,486 Look, I know none of this is perfect. 529 00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:39,801 The truth is we don't know 530 00:24:39,802 --> 00:24:41,625 what's going on at Ben and Kate's house. 531 00:24:41,823 --> 00:24:43,472 What we need... 532 00:24:43,906 --> 00:24:46,198 - Oh. - Is... 533 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,330 Information. 534 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,479 Wait. Is that Ben's living room? 535 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,598 Yeah. The outdoor cameras I set up 536 00:24:53,599 --> 00:24:54,934 weren't catching any alien activity, 537 00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:58,372 so I invited myself for dinner and set up indoor cameras. 538 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,708 Indoor cameras? 539 00:24:59,774 --> 00:25:03,988 Cool, so we went from pretty illegal to really illegal. 540 00:25:04,979 --> 00:25:07,681 I mean... Yeah. 541 00:25:07,814 --> 00:25:09,616 He is the mayor... 542 00:25:09,617 --> 00:25:12,086 So he's part of the government, which means... 543 00:25:12,087 --> 00:25:14,789 They've been spying on us for years. 544 00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:15,957 All right. 545 00:25:16,024 --> 00:25:17,911 The Greys show up looking for her, we'll see them. 546 00:25:17,912 --> 00:25:19,893 Plus, it has 24-hour continuous recording, 547 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:21,828 so we don't have to sit here and watch all day. 548 00:25:21,829 --> 00:25:23,327 Which I do not recommend. 549 00:25:23,328 --> 00:25:25,115 Because after work, Ben likes to come home 550 00:25:25,116 --> 00:25:27,050 and take the lint out of his toes. 551 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,003 Oh, yes. 552 00:25:29,004 --> 00:25:30,906 59 cried to save one? 553 00:25:31,237 --> 00:25:32,538 Isn't it cute? 554 00:25:32,539 --> 00:25:34,040 But we're not too attached to the baby? 555 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,242 No. 556 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,945 - No, we are not. - Mm-hmm. 557 00:25:37,011 --> 00:25:39,547 And you mean Daisy. 558 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,582 Is it possible that there are some humans 559 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,112 I actually cared about even when I was on Earth? 560 00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:46,450 Human connection is powerful. 561 00:25:46,521 --> 00:25:48,322 Maybe some humans are so afraid of it, 562 00:25:48,323 --> 00:25:50,525 they pretend it isn't happening. 563 00:25:50,658 --> 00:25:51,892 Her hair should be red, 564 00:25:51,893 --> 00:25:55,029 but not a red you find in nature, only in toys. 565 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,780 Shh. Bruce is coming. 566 00:25:56,781 --> 00:25:59,627 Just talk about how amazing Earth is. 567 00:25:59,628 --> 00:26:01,502 Hello, Harry. 568 00:26:01,503 --> 00:26:02,670 Moonie. 569 00:26:02,737 --> 00:26:06,508 Harry, I brought you very special cookies. 570 00:26:06,509 --> 00:26:08,091 We abducted an entire 571 00:26:08,092 --> 00:26:10,861 Girl Scout troop last night just for these. 572 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:11,930 Thank you. 573 00:26:13,681 --> 00:26:16,351 Harry's been so busy 574 00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:19,454 talking about Earth, 575 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:22,190 he doesn't have time to eat cookies. 576 00:26:22,257 --> 00:26:24,125 Oh, no, I have time. 577 00:26:24,192 --> 00:26:27,092 Earth? I want to hear everything. 578 00:26:27,093 --> 00:26:28,228 Go ahead, Harry. 579 00:26:28,229 --> 00:26:29,997 Tell Bruce how amazing Earth is. 580 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,469 I do not like these. 581 00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:35,904 Bridget, would you like to have a cookie? 582 00:26:38,373 --> 00:26:41,376 I would do anything to visit Earth. 583 00:26:41,377 --> 00:26:44,015 It has been my dream my whole life. 584 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,105 Bruce, I have an idea. 585 00:26:46,179 --> 00:26:49,166 If you let us out of here, maybe Harry would... would... 586 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,887 Would bring you to Earth with us. 587 00:26:51,969 --> 00:26:54,881 Really? Oh, I couldn't impose. 588 00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:57,952 The last thing I want to do is step on Harry's toes. 589 00:26:57,953 --> 00:27:00,061 Harry, he is leaving. 590 00:27:00,128 --> 00:27:01,262 Oh! 591 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,831 Well... 592 00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:06,835 Bruce, um, if you let us out of here, 593 00:27:06,901 --> 00:27:08,937 we will take you to Earth with us. 594 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:12,173 Don't lie to a Grey. We can tell. 595 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,641 OK, I can't tell. 596 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:14,776 Are you lying? 597 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,311 I'm serious. 598 00:27:16,377 --> 00:27:18,646 Hot diggity! 599 00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:19,981 Is that right? 600 00:27:19,985 --> 00:27:22,279 Remember, if any of my expressions 601 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,982 are outdated, please tell me. 602 00:27:23,983 --> 00:27:26,653 That one is 100% fresh. 603 00:27:26,654 --> 00:27:29,624 Can we get to the escape ships without anyone seeing us? 604 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,126 Don't worry. The guards are on strike. 605 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:34,986 Oh! Power to the people. 606 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,997 Stick it to the man. The... the Grey man. 607 00:27:36,998 --> 00:27:38,739 The Grey people. 608 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,502 Yeah, we should go. 609 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,192 Happy spring, ladies. 610 00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:53,744 Better iron those summer skirts. 611 00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,558 Warm weather is right around the corner. 612 00:27:56,981 --> 00:27:59,417 And I'm not saying that only women have to iron. 613 00:27:59,484 --> 00:28:01,185 You know, men can iron too. 614 00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:02,487 Everyone is the same. 615 00:28:02,553 --> 00:28:04,155 Anyone can do anything. 616 00:28:22,608 --> 00:28:25,745 Hon, Hon, are you, uh, are you still getting your hair done? 617 00:28:25,877 --> 00:28:27,378 Will you sit tight? 618 00:28:27,445 --> 00:28:29,547 I have eyes on Joseph. 619 00:28:29,614 --> 00:28:31,883 Yes, the... the alien Joseph. 620 00:28:35,019 --> 00:28:36,988 Damn it. 621 00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:41,025 I think it's him. 622 00:28:43,461 --> 00:28:45,997 Yes, it's him. 623 00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:48,599 Uh, suspect wearing a black jacket 624 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,334 with a red umbrella holding flowers. 625 00:28:50,401 --> 00:28:52,670 He is currently directly on my six, 626 00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,337 and the situation is still unfolding, 627 00:28:54,338 --> 00:28:55,839 but it is very dangerous. 628 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,542 So for right now, just stay... 629 00:29:01,044 --> 00:29:02,179 In the salon. 630 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:05,216 Where's my baby? 631 00:29:07,952 --> 00:29:10,655 Get off of me! 632 00:29:10,721 --> 00:29:13,224 Oh, my God, I... I thought you were someone else. 633 00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:16,235 Oh, wait, wait. 634 00:29:16,236 --> 00:29:18,918 She might be a shapeshifter. I read about them. 635 00:29:18,919 --> 00:29:21,431 That's why she has the umbrella and the... the flowers. 636 00:29:21,432 --> 00:29:24,769 A nice, handsome man gave them to me. 637 00:29:24,770 --> 00:29:25,901 Oh. 638 00:29:25,902 --> 00:29:28,814 It's not illegal to be kind now, is it? 639 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:31,705 I'm so sorry. 640 00:29:35,746 --> 00:29:38,549 You'll be hearing from my attorney. 641 00:29:38,616 --> 00:29:40,704 Really sorry, again. 642 00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:42,991 It's OK. 643 00:29:42,992 --> 00:29:45,361 She was probably going to sue me anyway. 644 00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,595 We're almost at the cabin. Time to get ready. 645 00:29:57,969 --> 00:29:59,070 I'm ready. 646 00:30:01,518 --> 00:30:03,949 Wait, what is that? 647 00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:05,977 I made it myself. 648 00:30:06,043 --> 00:30:08,112 Made entirely of natural ingredients. 649 00:30:08,179 --> 00:30:11,249 It delivers one gallon of Mantid spray in one minute. 650 00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:13,217 Manticide. Patent pending. 651 00:30:13,218 --> 00:30:15,979 But I'm the Alien Tracker. 652 00:30:16,101 --> 00:30:19,137 I'm the one that's supposed to have the weapons. 653 00:30:19,657 --> 00:30:21,459 Well, you don't. 654 00:30:21,526 --> 00:30:23,427 Harry took your taser, remember? 655 00:30:23,428 --> 00:30:24,896 Do you have one of those for me? 656 00:30:24,897 --> 00:30:27,109 No. I assumed we were both developing 657 00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:29,475 advanced anti-alien biological weaponry 658 00:30:29,476 --> 00:30:30,977 that is both highly effective 659 00:30:30,978 --> 00:30:33,782 and has zero impact on humans and the water table. 660 00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,178 I'm gonna sharpen this stick. 661 00:30:50,221 --> 00:30:52,398 - Don't scream. - Jesus! 662 00:30:52,645 --> 00:30:54,146 You scared me. 663 00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:56,827 I am here to give you important information. 664 00:30:56,828 --> 00:31:00,131 By hiding in my car with a Richard Nixon mask on? 665 00:31:00,132 --> 00:31:02,018 I almost shot you. 666 00:31:02,471 --> 00:31:05,540 And also almost peed myself. 667 00:31:05,685 --> 00:31:07,053 One of those still might happen. 668 00:31:07,054 --> 00:31:09,189 Joseph the alien is back in town. 669 00:31:09,256 --> 00:31:10,941 What? Did you see him? 670 00:31:10,942 --> 00:31:12,843 Face forward. You don't ask the questions. 671 00:31:12,844 --> 00:31:14,312 I ask the questions. 672 00:31:14,313 --> 00:31:16,071 Fine. 673 00:31:16,464 --> 00:31:17,745 Go ahead. 674 00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:19,738 Go ahead what? 675 00:31:20,117 --> 00:31:21,485 Ask a question. 676 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:22,953 I don't have a question. 677 00:31:22,954 --> 00:31:25,890 I'm just telling you that Joseph is here. 678 00:31:25,957 --> 00:31:27,224 I saw him myself. 679 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:30,761 It is your job as town constable to arrest him. 680 00:31:30,828 --> 00:31:32,997 Do you think constable is the word they used 681 00:31:32,998 --> 00:31:34,965 for police during the 1970s? 682 00:31:34,966 --> 00:31:36,601 I said you don't ask the questions. 683 00:31:36,602 --> 00:31:40,606 You can use any resource you need to pursue this person. 684 00:31:40,738 --> 00:31:42,873 Well, the mayor has to sign off on that. 685 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,475 The mayor can't be involved in this. 686 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,844 You're simply using your discretionary budget 687 00:31:46,845 --> 00:31:49,606 to investigate a tip from an anonymous citizen. 688 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,512 This meeting... 689 00:31:51,689 --> 00:31:52,689 Is over. 690 00:31:57,488 --> 00:32:00,424 Please turn off the child lock. 691 00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:07,765 What a ding-dong. 692 00:32:10,807 --> 00:32:13,098 Yeah, her husband, Brad, 693 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,733 passed away right before the baby was born. 694 00:32:16,190 --> 00:32:19,327 Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis. 695 00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,663 I know, it's a mouthful. 696 00:32:20,664 --> 00:32:23,500 You should really not let the baby's feet 697 00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:25,102 point out like that. 698 00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:26,361 If they grow that way, 699 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,880 she might turn out to be like a ballet dancer. 700 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,161 What's wrong with ballet? 701 00:32:30,162 --> 00:32:31,764 It's just, like, so, like. 702 00:32:33,665 --> 00:32:35,200 You know? 703 00:32:35,408 --> 00:32:36,442 Yeah. 704 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,628 We've got a problem. 705 00:32:41,112 --> 00:32:43,260 Joseph is back in town. 706 00:32:44,485 --> 00:32:45,953 Joseph Joseph? 707 00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:48,928 Yeah. 708 00:32:49,116 --> 00:32:51,926 Yeah, look, I know you're going through some things, 709 00:32:51,993 --> 00:32:53,761 but you have to come back to work. 710 00:32:53,762 --> 00:32:56,264 I... I need your help to track him down. 711 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:57,967 Joseph ain't my problem anymore. 712 00:32:58,165 --> 00:32:59,734 Hell, as far as I know, he don't even exist. 713 00:32:59,735 --> 00:33:01,771 I hallucinated him too. 714 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:04,035 And why are you wearing civilian clothes? 715 00:33:04,573 --> 00:33:07,144 That's all you have to say to me? 716 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,221 The town needs you. 717 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:10,857 I need you. 718 00:33:10,882 --> 00:33:12,346 Joseph almost killed us, 719 00:33:12,413 --> 00:33:14,448 and you didn't hallucinate anything. 720 00:33:14,449 --> 00:33:16,318 You saw an alien. 721 00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:17,921 You know Joseph is an alien. 722 00:33:17,922 --> 00:33:19,905 Accept it and get over it 723 00:33:19,906 --> 00:33:22,876 and come back so we can figure things out. 724 00:33:23,090 --> 00:33:24,292 And you want to know why 725 00:33:24,358 --> 00:33:26,196 I am wearing civilian clothes at work? 726 00:33:26,197 --> 00:33:29,095 Because I refuse to wear a uniform that's too big for me 727 00:33:29,096 --> 00:33:30,497 just 'cause my boss is too blind to see 728 00:33:30,498 --> 00:33:31,832 what's right in front of him. 729 00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:35,136 Oh, come on. 730 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,045 Hey. 731 00:33:42,997 --> 00:33:45,132 Hello, Mr. President. 732 00:33:46,934 --> 00:33:48,269 I'm not even going to ask. 733 00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:49,304 Oh, shit. 734 00:33:49,305 --> 00:33:50,764 Jude, I need your help with something. 735 00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:52,233 10-4. I'm on it. What do you need? 736 00:33:52,234 --> 00:33:53,235 Blood? 737 00:33:53,236 --> 00:33:54,487 They won't take mine in the clinic, 738 00:33:54,488 --> 00:33:55,488 so I have plenty extra. 739 00:33:55,489 --> 00:33:56,924 No, come on. 740 00:33:59,026 --> 00:34:00,828 What? 741 00:34:01,026 --> 00:34:02,928 I need you to take her out back. 742 00:34:02,929 --> 00:34:04,297 Don't let anybody see you. 743 00:34:04,298 --> 00:34:06,233 Yes. Affirmative. I'm on it, stat. 744 00:34:06,234 --> 00:34:07,366 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 745 00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:08,568 Go, go, go. Go. 746 00:34:08,569 --> 00:34:10,755 Oh, oh, oh. OK. 747 00:34:10,756 --> 00:34:12,686 Do you want me to breastfeed her? 748 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,542 Probably not, right? 749 00:34:14,543 --> 00:34:15,544 - No. - OK. 750 00:34:15,545 --> 00:34:16,813 Wait. Could you? 751 00:34:16,814 --> 00:34:18,783 How do you think Kevin gets such smooth skin? 752 00:34:18,784 --> 00:34:20,202 Uh... oh, dude. Just... 753 00:34:20,203 --> 00:34:21,204 OK. I got it, I got it. 754 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:24,884 Well, hello, my two favorite people. 755 00:34:24,885 --> 00:34:25,942 Hey. 756 00:34:25,943 --> 00:34:28,246 Hey. Need a drink? I sure as hell do. 757 00:34:28,247 --> 00:34:29,282 Mm. 758 00:34:31,231 --> 00:34:33,667 Heck yeah. What can I get ya? 759 00:34:38,962 --> 00:34:39,986 Ooh. 760 00:34:42,661 --> 00:34:45,113 I don't mean to bug you. 761 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,209 Or bugger you. 762 00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,594 Baby got thorax. 763 00:34:49,642 --> 00:34:51,577 Oh, you are no lady. 764 00:34:51,578 --> 00:34:53,318 - Harry? - Huh? 765 00:34:53,537 --> 00:34:54,580 Hi. 766 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:56,862 Asta, my friend. 767 00:34:56,863 --> 00:34:58,064 How are you? 768 00:34:58,065 --> 00:35:00,300 I was worried maybe I shouldn't just show up. 769 00:35:00,688 --> 00:35:02,757 Uh, I brought pizza. 770 00:35:03,711 --> 00:35:05,198 I feel like it's been so long 771 00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,067 since we've had a chance to really hang out. 772 00:35:07,228 --> 00:35:09,864 I was going to avoid mating with a local human, 773 00:35:09,865 --> 00:35:12,468 but she is clearly attracted to me. 774 00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:15,005 This would speed up my hunt for a mate. 775 00:35:15,077 --> 00:35:16,579 I'm not hungry right now. 776 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:19,683 Even though your head looks delicious. 777 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,575 Oh. Not even for pizza? 778 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:23,111 OK, then. 779 00:35:23,244 --> 00:35:25,479 Let's just sit and catch up. 780 00:35:29,483 --> 00:35:31,552 Hmm. This is nice. 781 00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:34,087 I was trying to give you space 782 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:36,223 because I know you're still dealing with losing Bridget. 783 00:35:36,224 --> 00:35:38,155 Can only imagine how hard that is. 784 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:43,262 You know, I think I need to talk to someone. 785 00:35:43,263 --> 00:35:44,932 I'm feeling a little lost. 786 00:35:44,999 --> 00:35:46,500 Oh. 787 00:35:46,567 --> 00:35:48,972 Just we were on that ship... 788 00:35:49,808 --> 00:35:51,142 In space. 789 00:35:51,143 --> 00:35:55,040 And... and the moon was not the moon, but it is the moon. 790 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,248 And so every time I look at the moon now, 791 00:35:56,249 --> 00:35:57,878 I can't look at the moon the same way. 792 00:35:57,879 --> 00:36:00,315 I left a little part of myself up there. 793 00:36:00,316 --> 00:36:01,736 Something just... 794 00:36:03,268 --> 00:36:04,268 Does that... 795 00:36:06,987 --> 00:36:08,222 Oh. 796 00:36:08,289 --> 00:36:09,690 ♪ But I'd like to get to know you ♪ 797 00:36:09,757 --> 00:36:11,459 ♪ Yes, I would ♪ 798 00:36:11,525 --> 00:36:13,561 ♪ But I'd like to get to know you ♪ 799 00:36:13,627 --> 00:36:15,563 ♪ If I could ♪ 800 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:18,299 ♪ But I'd like to get to know you ♪ 801 00:36:18,365 --> 00:36:19,467 ♪ Finally I've found searching all around ♪ 802 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:23,666 ♪ Just was not the answer ♪ 803 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,163 ♪ One I thought was true looked a bit like you ♪ 804 00:36:27,164 --> 00:36:29,300 Oh. No, thank you. 805 00:36:29,643 --> 00:36:30,643 - Mm-mm. - OK. 806 00:36:30,644 --> 00:36:32,161 Oh, God. 807 00:36:32,162 --> 00:36:34,915 Should you be smoking so much? 808 00:36:34,982 --> 00:36:37,351 Uh, I... I know you're upset about Bridget, 809 00:36:37,352 --> 00:36:39,854 but you are supposed to be a doctor, remember? 810 00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:41,220 People have already complained about you 811 00:36:41,221 --> 00:36:42,503 touching the white parts of their band-aids. 812 00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:45,140 You are showing affection for me. 813 00:36:45,321 --> 00:36:46,489 Well, yeah. 814 00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:48,258 You know, you're one of my closest friends. 815 00:36:48,259 --> 00:36:49,562 You know I love you. 816 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:52,177 Mm, ah... 817 00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:53,847 Mm. 818 00:36:53,848 --> 00:36:55,761 What are you doing? 819 00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,708 Oh, God, do I smell? 820 00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:01,451 You are ovulating. 821 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:04,488 Let's mate. 822 00:37:04,804 --> 00:37:06,272 Uh, uh... 823 00:37:06,273 --> 00:37:07,486 Oh, no, oh, God. 824 00:37:07,487 --> 00:37:09,156 OK, wow. 825 00:37:09,275 --> 00:37:11,058 Time flies. I... I gotta go. 826 00:37:11,059 --> 00:37:12,333 Gotta go to work. 827 00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:14,403 This has been a lot of fun. Bye. 828 00:37:22,162 --> 00:37:23,429 Oh! 829 00:37:23,754 --> 00:37:24,855 What are you doing here? 830 00:37:25,032 --> 00:37:27,468 Also, what the hell is going on with Harry? 831 00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:28,965 Oh, hello, Asta. 832 00:37:28,966 --> 00:37:32,136 Or should I say the alien sympathizer? 833 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,468 What are you talking about? 834 00:37:33,469 --> 00:37:35,405 We know you're working for the Mantid. 835 00:37:35,412 --> 00:37:36,580 The who? 836 00:37:36,647 --> 00:37:38,682 She said the Mantid. 837 00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,827 Too bad, Asta. 838 00:37:43,022 --> 00:37:46,258 Now I'm going to have to kill you too. 839 00:37:46,259 --> 00:37:49,229 OK, maybe she's not working for the Mantid? 840 00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:04,722 If you try grabbing that 841 00:38:05,167 --> 00:38:07,569 and if you try to escape, 842 00:38:07,636 --> 00:38:10,516 I will have to kill you before I eat you. 843 00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:13,434 And I'd rather eat you alive. 844 00:38:13,841 --> 00:38:15,643 Humans go bad so quickly. 845 00:38:15,644 --> 00:38:17,379 Don't you dare touch them. 846 00:38:17,446 --> 00:38:19,081 And what the hell have you done with Harry? 847 00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:21,550 Don't worry about Harry. 848 00:38:21,616 --> 00:38:24,128 Harry is very far away. 849 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:26,999 And after I eat you three, 850 00:38:27,255 --> 00:38:29,077 no one else will ever have 851 00:38:29,222 --> 00:38:32,858 any idea that I'm not really him. 852 00:38:32,859 --> 00:38:34,261 This is some bullshit. 853 00:38:34,262 --> 00:38:35,764 Go ahead, eat us. 854 00:38:35,831 --> 00:38:37,165 Mantids only eat heads. 855 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,767 They'll find our bodies and know you did it. 856 00:38:38,768 --> 00:38:40,160 Correction. 857 00:38:41,063 --> 00:38:44,200 Mantids can eat bodies. 858 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:47,885 We just prefer the heads. It's the best part. 859 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:50,212 It's like eating off the top of a cupcake. 860 00:38:50,213 --> 00:38:52,516 I like the bottom of the cupcake more than the top. 861 00:38:52,552 --> 00:38:53,754 Is that weird? 862 00:38:55,484 --> 00:38:56,518 Harry? 863 00:38:59,399 --> 00:39:01,167 Dun-dun! 864 00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:02,970 You escaped? 865 00:39:03,165 --> 00:39:04,966 I'm impressed. 866 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:07,031 Because I am smarter than you and 867 00:39:07,032 --> 00:39:09,096 I'm stronger than you, and son of a bitch! 868 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,732 Is that pepperoni? 869 00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:14,369 Why did you call that guy Harry? 870 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:16,210 Because he's Harry. 871 00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:25,080 No, he's not. He's just a guy. 872 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:30,012 I'm tempted to kill you in my human form. 873 00:39:31,052 --> 00:39:32,616 But alien to alien, 874 00:39:32,961 --> 00:39:35,266 this will be much more fun. 875 00:39:44,866 --> 00:39:46,134 I'm gonna need a minute. 876 00:39:46,135 --> 00:39:47,300 Bridget! 877 00:39:49,671 --> 00:39:50,839 Kill that sumbitch. 878 00:39:54,116 --> 00:39:55,116 Ah! 879 00:39:57,045 --> 00:39:58,647 Disappointed. 880 00:39:58,648 --> 00:40:00,550 Why don't you take a rest? 881 00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:02,329 I got this. 882 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,484 Hyah! 883 00:40:09,090 --> 00:40:10,859 Harry, did you lose your alien powers? 884 00:40:10,926 --> 00:40:12,194 No! 885 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:13,662 I'm a little bit jet-lagged. 886 00:40:21,803 --> 00:40:24,673 I guess I'll be eating all four of you then. 887 00:40:24,739 --> 00:40:26,341 I'm going to need some more ketchup. 888 00:40:29,878 --> 00:40:31,713 Try to catch up to this, bug. 889 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:32,981 Run! 890 00:40:34,216 --> 00:40:35,984 Asta, you are driving! 891 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:40,688 Go, go, go! Go! 892 00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:41,689 Go faster! 893 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,325 Stop telling me how to drive! 894 00:40:44,862 --> 00:40:46,430 Humans already live in a prison, 895 00:40:46,431 --> 00:40:49,034 a prison they create for themselves. 896 00:40:51,766 --> 00:40:53,735 A prison of beliefs that hold them back 897 00:40:53,736 --> 00:40:56,672 from being the best version of who they are. 898 00:41:00,942 --> 00:41:02,511 Hi, sir. 899 00:41:03,778 --> 00:41:05,113 Nice to have you back. 900 00:41:22,164 --> 00:41:23,931 There are a million things in this world 901 00:41:23,932 --> 00:41:26,601 that keep humans from moving forward. 902 00:41:56,501 --> 00:41:58,643 I don't have her. 903 00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:01,937 I don't know. 904 00:42:04,345 --> 00:42:05,346 No. 905 00:42:07,115 --> 00:42:08,717 I don't know. 906 00:42:15,618 --> 00:42:17,920 We'll take good care of her. 907 00:42:19,187 --> 00:42:21,056 Thank you. 908 00:42:21,057 --> 00:42:22,389 Sometimes it just takes 909 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:24,259 a little faith in others to help you. 910 00:42:27,063 --> 00:42:29,296 And faith in yourself for having the strength 911 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,733 to make your life what you want it to be. 912 00:42:37,405 --> 00:42:39,841 But sometimes, those prison walls are so high, 913 00:42:39,908 --> 00:42:42,128 it is impossible to escape. 914 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,479 Especially when the prison you are in 915 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,420 is the hunk of skin and blood keeping you alive. 916 00:42:58,226 --> 00:43:00,640 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -